Toxic Britney Spears
She has shaved off all her hair, proved she is an abysmal driver, lost custody of her own children and declared she wants to adopt twins. Oh, and she is in the process of arranging her own funeral.
Yes, that’s right; I am talking about Britney Spears. The toxic singer is definitely not got all of her marbles, and it has now been revealed that Britney is addicted to plastic surgery. She plans to have over $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery to regain her famously toned physique all the men drooled over in the Oops, I did it again video. She is actually quoted as referring to herself as a “fat pig”.
So let me get this straight. You can’t drive, but you keep doing it anyway. You lose your kids so try to fill the void by adopting. And now you are not happy with your figure so plan to have a do-over. Oh dear. There is comfort in the fact that the doctors seem to agree with my opinion that the girl is un-hinged; 25-year-old Britney has yet to find a surgeon to agree fully to any surgery, as she is considered “High-Risk”.
Blimey, at this rate I think the woman needs the psychiatric ward rather than the cosmetic department.
